Talking Gifts

Talking beer mug @ http://www.gadgetfind.com/talkingbeermug.html

Talking Thermometer @ http://www.amazon.com/Oregon-Scientific-AW131-Wireless-Thermometer/dp/B000RL2ZGO

Cursing Parrot @ http://www.handhelditems.com/pistol-pirate-parrot-p-17136.html