GIZMAG
Making the most of one's
commute: you ain't seen nothing yet!
"Is that the
ice-cream van, mate?"
"No, it's Tatyana,
the Bielorussian girl, in her self-driving stretched limo, on her evening
round."
"What services does
she offer?"
"She calls it Uber
Personalized Escort & Assist Services Ltd: a true businesswoman, she is,
Tatyana."
"Business, what
business?"
"£60.00 for a quick
one in the back of the vehicle, mate. A real upmarket brothel on wheels, red
curtains, thick carpet, king-size bed: 15 mins. Amazing. And you get a free
glass of Prosecco. And nibbles."
"Nibbles?"
"Well, peanuts --
and she may nibble your nuts if you pay extra."
"Right. I'm off!
See you shortly..."
"You flag her by
the side of the road, waving your £50 note."
"Thanks!"
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Nearly 60% of all
Americans have had sex in cars. Just wait until the cars can drive
themselves.
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