Monday, January 7, 2019

GIZMAG -- There's never quite enough



"I want one in me home," explained Trevor Flabb-Porker, of Portsmouth (England). "This way, I won't have to get up when I want a can of Coke, a beer, a Mars bar, or a packet of crisps, while I'm busy -- cheese and onion, my favourite, since you're asking. Busy like watching football on the telly at the weekend and tweeting at the same time, sending updates to me mates, and checking me Facebook page. We got such hectic lives nowadays: we don't have no time to get up and grab a can of lager from the fridge. And Sharon, the girlfriend, don't want to move from the sofa either! Can't ask her to get up every 5 mins... It's a 24-7 lifestyle, innit?" 


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