From City AM
It is the I of B
[Internet of Bovines]
"I am worried about
it. It may become a compulsion, I think it's called, whereby I log on and check
what my Favourite Cow is doing 50 times a day... My wife might become jealous
of Daisy. Daisy is the cow," explains Mr David Jones, a farmer in mid-Wales.
"I might fall in love with Daisy. She's so beautiful. Karen, my wife, says
that I'm already in love with Trevor, and is jealous of Trevor. It's all making
my personal life more and more stressful. I can't cope any more."
"And Trevor
is?" asks the confused BBC Wales journalist, Miss Prunella
Twinky-Knickers, blushing slightly.
"Trevor? He's a
very handsome sheep and we've been in a very close relationship for the past 4
years. Trevor is the love of..."
"That's all we have
time for, I am afraid, and back to you in the studio in Cardiff!" shrieks
Miss Prunella Twinky-Knickers in a panic.
"Prunella, thank
you for this fantastic report from happy, lively, rural Wales," says Mr
David Jones [no relation] in the Cardiff studio. "Onto another story of
interest in North Wales: a flock of geese has escaped from a farm on Anglesey
and its owner, farmer David Jones, has..."
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