Better than the real thing...
"Advantage of robot dog is that it may talk to you and it will never stink, like real dog: ordinary dog cannot do that," commented Mr Fung Shi-Tong, Manager of the Jade Empress of China Restaurant in Shanghai, China. "I am thinking robot wife could be good option. Then, you can switch off talk option if you don't want talk, and you don't want wife talk. Very handy. Very clever. Great pleasure of the mind when need to relax after work, for an example. Disadvantage of robot dog is you cannot eat dog: not a real dog. I recommend No.74, Stir-fried Dog Meat in Imperial Plum Sauce with Egg Fried Rice, very good for remedy of longing of profound and musty nether region of backside when consumed regular and spicy, and also for medicalized whimsical reflux of windy artery in left foot and right foot in case of lecherously sublimated cracks of metaphysical strangeness in unhealthy greenish juices behind the flatulent ears. May use robot dog as waiter in future in our restaurant, in fact. Better than real waiter. No complaints and never late. Robot dog always timely and energetic, even when weather too hot, or too humid, or too discreet, or entomologically unsettled in parts."
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