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Are they manufacturing transgender humanoid robots, in the name of 'inclusivity'?
As compared to some footballers, those Chinese humanoid robots look reasonably competent. China is not known for its skills in the field of international football. I suppose that their Great Plan is to have humanoid robots recognised as footballers, on a par with human footballers, and have the Chinese humanoid robotic team take part in the next World Cup. With enough training and investment, I reckon the Chinese could win, in due course.
"This is another China conspiracy, and those Chinese people want to destroy soccer as we know it, this Great American Game that we love in the USA," commented President Donald Trump on X (Twitter). "We invented soccer. We invented every sport there is. This is a fact. Robots have no place in international soccer. They're gonna train humanoid robots to play baseball next! Or golf! Golf!!! This is not acceptable and I am imposing a 350% tariff on Chinese robots as of 12 midnight EST, tonight."
Mr Ming Ping Poo, the Chinese official in charge of the China-wide Robotic Sports Programme, explained on Chinese national radio: "Humanoid robots are as human as you and me. Very human. More human than some humans. Think like humans. Play football like human humans. Humanized robots like human real Chinese, and real human Chinese citizens like trained robots. Same thing. Same difference. This is our Great Plan. We win!"
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The robots kicked, scored and tumbled while competing at a tourmentant in Beijing. www.bbc.co.uk |
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