GIZMAG -- A nice present
for Xmas
"I felt I wasn't
getting enough TLC from my wife, Brenda. We've been married 30 years, you
see," explained Jason Trotter of Portsmouth (England). "So, I've
bought that furry, lovable Lovot from Japan. Suddenly, I was so happy. And then
it all went wrong. First of all, Brenda got jealous: she's decided she's a
lesbian after all and has left me for Carmen, a fiery transgender Brazilian
woman who runs a beauty salon in the centre of town. The latest is that Rex, my
beloved rottweiler, never stops trying to hump Lovot. We are now competing for
Lovot's attention. Things are going from bad to worse. The last straw was on
Friday night, when Lovot said he doesn't love me and he loves Rex, at which
point Rex bit me on the leg and I needed 22 stitches. Almost as bad as
Brexit."
My question is: Can one
marry one's Lovot? That's what I'd like to know.
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In development for 3
years, the 255 x 430 x 255 mm (10 x 17 x 10 in), 3 to 4 kg (6.6-8.8 lb) Lovot
features a primary 4-core x86 processor with 8 GB of RAM and both 4-core and
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